In lieu of the Super Bowl being last night I decided to rank as many Bowls/Bulls as I know.
Best Bowls:
Hot BOWL of soup on a cold winter day:
Not much better than a nice big bowl of soup to warm the heart on a snowy winter day
Smoking a BOWL with the boys
This may have just given me another blog idea to rank the best ways to smoke the devil's lettuce, but near the top has to be lighting up that clear glass bowl
BULL Fighting
Never been to a bull fight before but I can only imagine the insanity that is. Honestly, I'm not even sure who I would even be rooting for, but you have to hope that the bull gets at least a little lick on the fighter before going down.
Hitting a BULLseyes in a game of darts
Having to hit those final 3 bullseyes when playing Cricket may sometimes be harder than moving a mountain. When the legs are wobbling, and it's that time of night where you can barely make out the entire board but then by the grace of god you somehow hit that final bullseye to end the game that just seemed to never want to end. That's pure elation.
College Football BOWL Games:
College football bowl season is a great time of year. Although it has changed a bit since the start of the expanded playoff there is truly not much better than watching countless bowl games in the dead of winter.
BULL in the ring
Anyone who has ever played football knows what bull in the ring is, and when I say this "drill" got intense, it fucking gets intense. The drill is fairly simple, everyone on the team forms a big circle and the coach pulls 2 guys into the middle. Then both guys duke it out until one is either thrown out of the circle, or goes to the ground. Now this drill is crazy exciting for everyone involved, but there's nothing like the anxiety filled moments after your name gets shouted and you are walking into the ring of death with another guy whose only objective is to fuck you up.
Late night BOWL of cereal
There may be no food that changes its taste more depending on the time of day you eat it than a bowl of cereal. Now don't get me wrong, a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is gonna be good at any time, but when you bust that out at 9 o'clock on a Tuesday night you might need to get that dirty rag out and clean yourself off afterwards.
BULLpen
Now this one was tricky because seeing the bullpen need to come out isn't always a great thing for your baseball team. Might mean that the starter was getting tattered early and often.
BOWLing
May be a little bit of a lost art for most people, but still I think that a night out bowling with some friends is hard to not have fun at.
Worst Bowls:
Toilet BOWL
Toilets are just straight up disgusting. When it's entire purpose is to be continually filled with shit and piss it can't be that high up on the BOWL tier list. Now don't get me wrong they are very essential to life and I would hate to see them go, but that doesn't take away the fact that they literally eat shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Super BOWL 59 (Eagles: 40 Chiefs: 22)
This super bowl sucked. Everything from the game itself, to the half ass-commercials, to the halftime show that didn't seem to get anyone all too excited about. Very well may go down as the most unmemorable Super Bowl in history.
BULL shit
Nobody likes being bullshitted. Not to their fact nor behind their back. Now sometimes it is fun to bullshit others, but overall things probably aren't going great if someone's bullshitting
Red BULL
Maybe back in 2010 you can say that Red Bull was good, but now there's just way too many superior options to ever even think about picking one of these toxic things up at a gas station. Be better.
Chicago BULLS
Outside of the 90's bulls and Michael Jordan saving the franchise there really isn't much to brag about this team, and that's coming from a Bulls fan. There was the short-lived stint with some sparks of excitement that lit the city on fire from D-Rose, Joakim, Boozer, Gibson, Deng, and Butler, but like I said, short-lived.
BULLhorn
Possibly the most annoying sound know to man with its ear-piercing screech that only the devil could have conjured up. The bullhorn is constantly fighting for the most annoying sound in the world with its arch nemesis, the cowbell.
BOWL of beer
Never had it , don't want to have it, not sure if its even a thing, but don't want to find out.
DustBOWL of the 1930's
Learned about it back in middle school history class and definitely didn't seem like a great time to live. You know how most people say that now is the best time to be alive, well the people in the 1930's living in the dustbowl most certainly did not.
Well, that's all the bowl/bulls I could think of so let me know what I missed on.
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