I just wanted to start off by saying don't get your panties in a jumble if I end up comparing your favorite quarterback to a run down old piece of junk (Pontiac Aztek). And in saying that we can start with the:

Listing out all the names I can think of that can be made with just the sound of CAPITAL LETTERS. I had to have missed a bunch, and some may be a bit more of a stretch then others, but you can make it work if you try hard enough.

In lieu of the Super Bowl being last night I decided to rank as many Bowls/Bulls as I know.